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that time i saw tilda swinton in a box at the moma


A big part of Goth-culture is not smiling, looking unimpressed/bored, and pouting. This video from Crystal Castles shows Alice Glass doing all of the above in beautiful vintage clothes in an abandoned mansion. Sounds pretty fucking goth to me. Not to mention the song came out in 2010, but they chose to release it, you guessed it, on February 21, 2012.

UPDATE: Vimeo is a piece of shit, so if you want to watch the video for “Suffocation,” follow this link.


TRENT REZNOR will most certainly win his second Oscar this year for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo soundtrack (he also plans to release a new NIN album soon!!!!!!!), which will result in Newt Gingrich guaranteeing him a spot in the first round of condo rentals on the Moon Colony. This will result in a new breed of “Moon Goths.” The concept of “pale skin” will be redefined, as the sun will no longer be a concern of these moon inhabitants. Black space suits will be chic (“Moon-Boot Creepers” will be the most bought gift for Moonmas) and Moon Rock will be at the top of the charts on Earth (despite the envy the masses felt at being left behind).


SPEAKING OF PALE

Here are some “moderately easy” instructions on how to make your skin more pale. Basically, just never ever EVER go outside. ever. Besides, who would want to when most everything can be accomplished from your bed? Not to mention the world’s going to shit.


❝ Test Tube Hamburgers to be Served This Year

Test Tube Hamburgers to be Served This Year

“Speaking at the American Academy for the Advancement of Science (AAAS) annual meeting in Vancouver yesterday afternoon (SUNDAY), Prof Post said his team has successfully replicated the process with cow cells and calf serum, bringing the first artificial burger a step closer.

He said: ‘In October we are going to provide a proof of concept showing out of stem cells we can make a product that looks, feels and hopefully tastes like meat.’

Although it is possible to extract a limited number of stem cells from cows without killing them, Prof Post said the most efficient way of taking the process forward would still involve slaughter.

He said: ‘Eventually my vision is that you have a limited herd of donor animals in the world that you keep in stock and that you get your cells form there.’”

This is some dark shit. Do I have to stop eating meat now? Fuck it, maybe the lack of nutrients will make my complexion more pale, and thus more goth.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/9091628/Test-tube-hamburgers-to-be-served-this-year.html


Even Sean Penn is going goth for this fucking weird movie.