TRENT REZNOR will most certainly win his second Oscar this year for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo soundtrack (he also plans to release a new NIN album soon!!!!!!!), which will result in Newt Gingrich guaranteeing him a spot in the first round of condo rentals on the Moon Colony. This will result in a new breed of “Moon Goths.” The concept of “pale skin” will be redefined, as the sun will no longer be a concern of these moon inhabitants. Black space suits will be chic (“Moon-Boot Creepers” will be the most bought gift for Moonmas) and Moon Rock will be at the top of the charts on Earth (despite the envy the masses felt at being left behind).